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Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield

5.0 star property
Adults-only hotel with 2 restaurants and bars/lounges

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Cosy
Free toiletries, hair dryer, bathrobes, towels
2 bars/lounges, cocktail bar
2 restaurants, breakfast, lunch, dinner served; British cuisine
2 bars/lounges, cocktail bar

Reviews

8.0 out of 10
Very good

Popular amenities

  • Pool
  • Bar
  • Spa
  • Breakfast available
  • Air conditioning
The current price is AU$204
includes taxes & fees
3 Apr - 4 Apr

Explore the area

Map
73-75 Wycombe End,Buckinghamshire, Beaconsfield, England, HP9 1LX
  • Bekonscot Model Village
    ‪2 min drive‬
  • Cliveden House
    ‪9 min drive‬
  • Pinewood Studios
    ‪11 min drive‬
  • London (LHR-Heathrow)
    ‪26 min drive‬

Room options

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Snug

Snug

Highlights

Individually furnished
Individually decorated
Air conditioning
Heating
Flat-screen TV
Premium bedding
Hairdryer
Private bathroom
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

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Cosy

Cosy

Highlights

Individually furnished
Individually decorated
Air conditioning
Heating
Flat-screen TV
Premium bedding
Hairdryer
Private bathroom
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

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Boujee

Boujee

Highlights

Individually furnished
Individually decorated
Air conditioning
Heating
Flat-screen TV
Separate bedroom
Premium bedding
Private bathroom
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

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Decadent

Decadent

Highlights

Individually furnished
Individually decorated
Air conditioning
Heating
Flat-screen TV
Separate bedroom
Premium bedding
Private bathroom
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

About the area

Beaconsfield

A luxury stay in Beaconsfield awaits you at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield. Within a 30-minute stroll, you'll find Bekonscot Model Village and Chiltern Hills. Highlights at this hotel include 2 restaurants, 2 bars/lounges and an outdoor swimming pool. .The restaurant, English Restaurant, serves British cuisine and is open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Bar is the hotel's own cocktail bar, serving drinks along with light fare. Additionally, you'll find free Wi-Fi in public areas and spa services. Cooked-to-order breakfast is available on weekdays between 7:00 AM and 10:00 AM and on weekends between 8:00 AM and 11:00 AM. There's also the convenience of free self parking. .Sights within a 10-minute drive of this 5-property class Beaconsfield hotel include Colne Valley Regional Park and Cliveden House.

What's nearby

  • Bekonscot Model Village - 2 min drive - 1.7 km
  • Cliveden House - 9 min drive - 8.8 km
  • Hedsor House - 10 min drive - 8.9 km
  • Pinewood Studios - 11 min drive - 12.1 km
  • Windsor Castle - 18 min drive - 16.7 km

Getting around

  • Beaconsfield Station - 2 min drive
  • Heathrow Airport (LHR) - 26 min drive

Restaurants

  • ‪McDonald's - ‬3 min drive
  • ‪The Hope and Champion - ‬3 min drive
  • ‪Starbucks - ‬19 min walk
  • ‪Fego Restaurant Beaconsfield - ‬19 min walk
  • The Crazy Bear English Restaurant

About this property

Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield

Adults-only hotel with 2 restaurants and bars/lounges
There are 2 restaurants on site. You can unwind with a drink at one of the 2 bars/lounges. Public spaces have free WiFi. An outdoor pool, spa services, and a terrace are also featured at the luxury Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield. Self parking is free.

This 5-star Beaconsfield hotel is smoke free.

  • 48 guestrooms or units
  • 2 dining venues
  • 2 bars or lounges
  • Breakfast available (surcharge)
  • Front desk (limited hours)
  • Staff members are multilingual
  • Storage area for luggage
  • Wedding services available
  • Terrace
  • No smoking on site
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield offers 48 accommodations with complimentary bottles of water and coffee/tea makers. Each accommodation is individually furnished and decorated. Beds feature premium bedding. Flat-screen televisions are featured in guestrooms.

Bathrooms include bathrobes, complimentary toiletries and hairdryers. This Beaconsfield hotel provides complimentary wireless Internet access, with a speed of 25+ Mbps. Housekeeping is offered on a daily basis and change of towels can be requested.

Guests can pamper themselves by indulging in the on-site spa services. Services include Thai massages and massages.

Languages

English

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Property amenities

Internet

  • Available in all rooms: Free WiFi
  • In-room WiFi speed: 25+ Mbps
  • Available in some public areas: Free WiFi

Parking and transport

  • Free offsite parking within 10 metres
  • Free self parking on site

Food and drink

  • Cooked-to-order breakfast available for a fee 7:00 AM to 10:00 AM on weekdays and 8:00 AM to 11:00 AM on weekends; GBP 10 to 25 per person
  • 2 bars/lounges
  • 2 restaurants

Restaurants on site

  • Bar
  • English Restaurant
  • Thai Restaurant

Things to do

  • Outdoor pool

Conveniences

  • Limited-hour front desk
  • Luggage storage

Guest services

  • Change of towels on request
  • Housekeeping (daily)
  • Multilingual staff
  • Proposal/romance packages
  • Wedding services

Outdoors

  • Outdoor furniture
  • Terrace

Spa

  • Thai massages

Accessibility

  • No lift

Room amenities

Bedroom

  • Premium bedding

Bathroom

  • Dressing gowns
  • Free toiletries
  • Hair dryer
  • Private bathroom
  • Towels provided

Entertainment

  • Flat-screen TV

Food and drink

  • Coffee/tea maker
  • Free bottled water
  • Limited room service

More

  • Air conditioning (climate-controlled)
  • Heating
  • Individual decor
  • Individual furnishings
  • Iron/ironing board
  • Phone

Policies

Check-in

Check-in start time: 3:00 PM; check-in end time: 11:00 PM
Minimum check-in age - 18

Check-out

Check-out before 11 AM
Contactless check-out
Late check-out subject to availability
A late check-out fee will be charged

Special check-in instructions

The front desk is open daily from 7:00 AM - 11:00 PM
Guests will receive an email 24 hours before arrival with check-in instructions; front desk staffed during limited hours
This property doesn't offer after-hours check-in

Access methods

Front desk (limited hours)

Pets

  • No pets allowed

Children and extra beds

  • Children younger than 18 are not allowed at this adults-only property. All guests 18 and older are welcome.
  • Rollaway/extra beds are not available.
  • Cots (infant beds) are not available.

Payment types

Important information

Fees

Guests will be asked to pay the following charges at the property:

  • Deposit: GBP 150.0 per accommodation, per stay

We've listed all charges provided to us by the property.

Optional extras

The fees and deposits listed below will be charged at the time of service, check-in, or check-out.

  • Fee for cooked-to-order breakfast: approximately GBP 10 to 25 per person
  • Late check-out is available for a fee (subject to availability)

This may not be a comprehensive list. Fees and deposits are subject to change and might not include tax.

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a debit card may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
The name on the credit card used at check-in to pay for incidentals must be the primary name on the guestroom reservation
This property accepts credit cards and debit cards; cash is not accepted
Safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher, a smoke detector and a first aid kit
Charges for extra guests may apply and vary according to property policy.
A debit card for incidental charges and government-issued photo identification may be required upon check-in.
Special requests are subject to availability at the time of check-in. Special requests can't be guaranteed and may incur additional charges.
    This property is managed by a professional host. The provision of housing is linked to their trade, business or profession. The name on the credit card used at check-in to pay for incidentals must be the primary name on the guest room reservation. This property accepts Visa, Mastercard, American Express and debit cards. Cash is not accepted. 
    For guests' safety, the property includes a fire extinguisher, a smoke detector and a first aid kit in all accommodation.

We should mention

  • This is an adults-only property and guests under 18 years old aren't allowed.

Property is also known as

Crazy Bear Beaconsfield Guesthouse
Crazy Bear Beaconsfield
Crazy Bear Beaconsfield
The Crazy Bear Beaconsfield
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Hotel
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Beaconsfield
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Hotel Beaconsfield

Frequently asked questions

Is parking available at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

Yep, Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield has a free self car park.

How much does it cost to stay at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

As of 31 Mar 2025, prices found for a 1-night stay for 2 adults at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield on 3 Apr 2025 start from AU$203.77, including taxes and fees. This price is based on the lowest nightly price found in the last 24 hours for stays in the next 30 days. Prices are subject to change. Choose your dates for more accurate prices.

Are there any beaches close to Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

The closest beach to Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield is Ruislip Lido Beach (14.4 km).

Is there a spa on site at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

There's no onsite spa, but this property does offer services like Thai massages.

Does Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield have a pool?

Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield has an outdoor pool.

What luxury perks are available at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield features an outdoor pool, 2 restaurants and 2 bars.

What makes Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield a romantic place to stay?

Romance packages and a bar, as well as premium bedding in the guestrooms, all help set the scene for a romantic weekend at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield.

Is Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield family-friendly?

No, Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield is an adults-only property.

Does Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield serve breakfast?

You bet, cooked-to-order breakfast is on offer on weekdays between 7:00 AM and 10:00 AM and weekends between 8:00 AM and 11:00 AM.

Is there a free airport shuttle available at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

No, Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield does not offer an airport shuttle service.

Is there a bar or restaurant at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

Yep, you can grab a meal at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield's onsite restaurant that serves British cuisine.

What time are check-in & check-out at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

Check-in begins at 3:00 PM. Check-out time is 11 AM.

Are pets allowed at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

No, pets are not allowed.

Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Reviews

Reviews

8.0

Very good

Rating 10 - Excellent. 228 out of 477 reviews
Rating 8 - Good. 116 out of 477 reviews
Rating 6 - Okay. 59 out of 477 reviews
Rating 4 - Poor. 45 out of 477 reviews
Rating 2 - Terrible. 29 out of 477 reviews

8.6/10

Cleanliness

8.6/10

Staff & service

8.4/10

Amenities

8.2/10

Property conditions & facilities

8.2/10

Eco-friendliness

Reviews

10/10 Excellent

Samantha

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Stayed 1 night in Dec 2024

4/10 Poor

Simon

Disliked: Cleanliness, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Poor and not worth it.
Expensive but poor room, so small and without basic sensible amenities like a side table. No space despite upgrading to Boujee room.
Stayed 1 night in Dec 2024

10/10 Excellent

Victoria

Liked: Property conditions & facilities
Stayed 1 night in Dec 2024

6/10 Okay

Fadi

Stayed 1 night in Dec 2024

10/10 Excellent

Mark

Business traveller
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 1 night in Dec 2024

4/10 Poor

Joanna

Travelled with partner
Disliked: Cleanliness
The place as a whole looks nice but the rooms need a bit of a refurb. The copper bath in the room needed re coating, the bath tap was leaking and the water was running all over the floor from underneath the bath. Soaked our bags. Bed surround had all limescale from the leaking tap. Musky damp smell in room. Found someone’s dirty socks behind the cushions on the sofa which shows not cleaned properly. There’s no safe in the room to lock valuables. We ordered breakfast only to find that toast is not included in the price of a full English. Such a shame, as it looks like a lovely place but needs some TLC. Seems to be run by youngsters and their attitude come across as a bit rude. As we went to check in, we went through the wrong door and were rudely told to go next door. Got to the correct door only to find we were standing behind a curtain and were called to come through. Check in was quick. Taken to our room but the explanation of amenities in the room was a bit rushed. It’s well overpriced for what you actually get. The food was a bit burnt and staff in the restaurant also come with a bit of an attitude. Such a shame. Won’t be going back.
Stayed 1 night in Dec 2024

10/10 Excellent

Warren

Travelled with partner
Liked: Cleanliness, amenities
Absolutely stunning hotel. Everything was perfect from the room, the bar, the food!! Will definitely be returning
Stayed 1 night in Dec 2024

8/10 Good

Mark

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Shower heads clogged with limescale, and water pressure too low to use the rain shower head.
Stayed 1 night in Dec 2024

8/10 Good

Louise

Travelled with partner
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Very unique and stunning decor. Extremely low lighting and little daylight - atmospheric but did need to ask for an extra lamp to be able to see.
Stayed 4 nights in Nov 2024

10/10 Excellent

Liza

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 1 night in Dec 2024

8/10 Good

Paul

Stayed 1 night in Nov 2024

6/10 Okay

Renaldo

Liked: Staff & service
Disliked: Property conditions & facilities
Good
We had a good stay dinner was lovely and the girls on reception (evening) Wednesday 4th were impeccable and very helpful. We had an issue with he bath on our first room and we let them know and within minutes we were moved to a like for like room overall customer service was really good
Stayed 1 night in Dec 2024

10/10 Excellent

Hine

Stayed 1 night in Nov 2024

4/10 Poor

Lisa

Liked: Staff & service
Disliked: Cleanliness, property conditions & facilities
Lovely welcome and great front of house team. Sadly that’s the only positive. I booked a snug room which I expected to be small but “snug” is a very generous term for the room I was allocated. The room was also filthy, the TV didn’t work and there were no hangers in the “wardrobe’. I was moved to another snug room which was even smaller than the first with restricted height. It was only possible to sleep on one side of the bed because of the leather clad sloping roof. Further, it had dangerous flooring i.e. there is a shallow step (trip hazard) to the weeny wet room that is not visible because it is the same colour as the rest of the flooring i.e. black. The wet room was dusty as the first room was but a super special touch was the toilet which was full of unflushed toilet paper! Again no hangers provided in the wardrobe. And to top off everything the rooms are not soundproofed! Even after I put my hearing aids on to charge I was very much aware of guests coming into the building and entering their rooms. I won’t mention what else I was hearing from the rooms next to mine but suffice to say I heard everything! I was so tired after being on the road for 8 hours I didn’t have the energy to complain about the second room. To charge over £230 for a room that is tiny, dirty and not soundproofed is a disgrace!
Stayed 1 night in Nov 2024

10/10 Excellent

Layla

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 1 night in Sep 2024

6/10 Okay

Peter

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Parking was difficult with the Xmas market event, but the room was quirky and comfortable (although it was across a main road from the hotel building). Advertised as having a pool, which is outdoors and way too cold to consider using. But our main complaint was the lack of tea/coffee making facilities given the price we paid for the room.
Stayed 1 night in Nov 2024

10/10 Excellent

Firas

Stayed 1 night in Nov 2024

2/10 Terrible

Emily

Travelled with partner
Liked: Staff & service
Disliked: Cleanliness, property conditions & facilities
Arrived at the property at the check in time room was still not ready. Got taken to our room found dirty clothes, bed was rock hard and the food was cold.
Stayed 1 night in Nov 2024

6/10 Okay

Peter

Disliked: Property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Gordon Ramsay of hotels needs to sort this.
A lot of hype from the Las Vegas type flair. Front desk staff was decent, on par. Yet, for all that money, absolutely no value for what you pay. So much potential, but this place needs a Gordon Ramsay make over.
Stayed 4 nights in Oct 2024

10/10 Excellent

Emily

Travelled with partner
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Perfect!
Stayed 2 nights in Nov 2024

6/10 Okay

Shevon

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Stayed 1 night in Nov 2024

10/10 Excellent

Oliver

Travelled with family
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 1 night in Nov 2024

2/10 Terrible

Matty

Travelled with partner
Disliked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
The stay was a shambles from start to finish. We arrived to a dirty room with marks and the bed and rose petals on the floor from the previous occupants. We notified reception immediately who advised while we were out at dinner they would have the room cleaned, which they did and offered a late check out as an apology which we accepted only to be charged for the late check out when we left. Then for dinner I have never been so insulted in my entire adult life with what you thought was acceptable to be served as a £40 steak which the table next to us also commented on that you should be ashamed of your self’s for thinking it is acceptable to be serving that I will attach a photo I will also be posting the pictures of the dirty room and the food on my trip advisor review. Completely shocked that you charge the prices you do and provide standards you would not receive in a weatherspoons. Sent from Outlook for iOS
Stayed 1 night in Nov 2024

10/10 Excellent

Peter

Business traveller
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Excellent place to stay and the presentation and options were fantastic. Loved the TV coming up from the bottom of the bed. However, when I told friends where I’d stayed and attempted to describe the red velvet wallpaper, dimly lit room with leather floors, gold tiled bathroom and leather studded bed & and animal prints, they called me a pervert!!. Still, I’d definitely come again, or should that be stay again.
Stayed 1 night in Nov 2024

8/10 Good

Benjamin

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Funky and interesting room. A little small due to age of building and “Cozy” status of the room. Room did smell like Marijuana for some reason. Slightly disappointed at lack of tea or coffee facilities in the room and reception didn’t mention ordering any to be brought to the room either.
Stayed 1 night in Nov 2024