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Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield

5.0 star property
Adults-only hotel with 2 restaurants and bars/lounges
your current months are December, 2024 and January, 2025.
December 2024
January 2025

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Cosy
Outdoor pool
Thai massages
Interior
2 restaurants, breakfast, lunch, dinner served; British cuisine

Reviews

8.2 out of 10

Very good

Popular amenities

  • Pool
    Pool
  • Bar
    Bar
  • Breakfast available
    Breakfast available
  • Spa
    Spa
  • Room service
    Room service
  • Parking included
    Parking included
The price is AU$191
includes taxes & fees
2 Dec - 3 Dec

Explore the area

Map
73-75 Wycombe End,Buckinghamshire, Beaconsfield, England, HP9 1LX
  • Bekonscot Model Village
    2 min drive
  • Chiltern Hills
    3 min drive
  • Jordans Quaker Meeting House
    4 min drive
  • London (LHR-Heathrow)
    26 min drive

Room options

View all photos for Snug

Snug

Snug

Highlights

Individually furnished
Individually decorated
Air conditioning
Heating
Flat-screen TV
Bathrobes
Hairdryer
Private bathroom
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

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Cosy

Cosy

Highlights

Individually furnished
Individually decorated
Air conditioning
Heating
Flat-screen TV
Hairdryer
Bathrobes
Free bottled water
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

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Boujee

Boujee

Highlights

Individually furnished
Individually decorated
Air conditioning
Heating
Flat-screen TV
Separate bedroom
Bathrobes
Deep-soaking bath
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

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Decadent

Decadent

Highlights

Individually furnished
Individually decorated
Air conditioning
Heating
Flat-screen TV
Separate bedroom
Bathrobes
Deep-soaking bath
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

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About the area

Beaconsfield

A luxury stay in Beaconsfield awaits you at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield. Within a 30-minute stroll, you'll find Bekonscot Model Village and Chiltern Hills. Highlights at this hotel include 2 restaurants, 3 bars/lounges and an outdoor swimming pool. .The restaurant, English Restaurant, serves British cuisine and is open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Bar is the hotel's own cocktail bar, serving drinks along with light fare. Additionally, you'll find free Wi-Fi in public areas and spa services. Cooked-to-order breakfast is available on weekdays between 7:00 AM and 10:00 AM and on weekends between 7:30 AM and 10:30 AM. There's also the convenience of free self parking. .Sights within a 10-minute drive of this 5-property class Beaconsfield hotel include Colne Valley Regional Park and Cliveden House.

What's nearby

  • Bekonscot Model Village - 2 min drive - 1.7 km
  • Cliveden House - 9 min drive - 8.8 km
  • Hedsor House - 10 min drive - 8.9 km
  • Pinewood Studios - 11 min drive - 12.1 km
  • Windsor Castle - 18 min drive - 16.7 km

Getting around

  • Beaconsfield Station - 2 min drive
  • Heathrow Airport (LHR) - 26 min drive

Restaurants

  • ‪McDonald's - ‬3 min drive
  • ‪The Hope and Champion - ‬3 min drive
  • ‪Starbucks - ‬19 min walk
  • ‪Fego Restaurant Beaconsfield - ‬19 min walk
  • The Crazy Bear English Restaurant

About this property

Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield

Adults-only hotel with 2 restaurants and bars/lounges
There are 2 restaurants on site. You can unwind with a drink at one of the 3 bars/lounges. Public spaces have free WiFi. There are 2 meeting rooms available. An outdoor pool, spa services, and a terrace are also featured at the luxury Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield. Self parking is free.

This 5-star Beaconsfield hotel is smoke free.

  • 48 guestrooms or units
  • 2 dining venues
  • 3 bars or lounges
  • Conference rooms
  • Breakfast available (surcharge)
  • Front desk (limited hours)
  • Staff members are multilingual
  • Storage area for luggage
  • Wedding services available
  • Terrace
  • No smoking on site
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield offers 48 accommodations with complimentary bottles of water and complimentary dressing gowns. Each accommodation is individually furnished and decorated. Flat-screen televisions are featured in guestrooms.

Bathrooms include complimentary toiletries and hairdryers. This Beaconsfield hotel provides complimentary wireless Internet access, with a speed of 25+ Mbps. Housekeeping is offered on a daily basis and change of towels can be requested.

Guests can pamper themselves by indulging in the on-site spa services. Services include Thai massages and massages.

Languages

English, German, Italian, Polish, Romanian

Property amenities

Internet

  • Available in all rooms: Free WiFi
  • In-room WiFi speed: 25+ Mbps
  • Available in some public areas: Free WiFi

Parking and transport

  • Free offsite parking within 10 metres
  • Free self parking on site

Food and drink

  • Cooked-to-order breakfast available for a fee 7:00 AM to 10:00 AM on weekdays and 7:30 AM to 10:30 AM on weekends; GBP 3 to 20 per person
  • 2 restaurants
  • 3 bars/lounges

Restaurants on site

  • Bar
  • English Restaurant
  • Moroccan Lounge
  • Thai Restaurant

Conveniences

  • Limited-hour front desk
  • Luggage storage

Guest services

  • Change of towels on request
  • Housekeeping (daily)
  • Multilingual staff
  • Proposal/romance packages
  • Wedding services

Business services

  • 2 meeting rooms

Outdoors

  • Outdoor furniture
  • Terrace

Spa

  • Thai massages

Accessibility

  • No lift

More

  • Reception hall
  • Smoke-free property

Room amenities

Bathroom

  • Dressing gowns
  • Free toiletries
  • Hair dryer
  • Towels provided

Entertainment

  • Flat-screen TV

Food and drink

  • Free bottled water
  • Limited room service

More

  • Air conditioning (climate-controlled)
  • Heating
  • Individual decor
  • Individual furnishings
  • Iron/ironing board
  • Phone

Policies

Check-in

Check-in start time: 3:00 PM; check-in end time: 11:00 PM
Minimum check-in age - 18

Check-out

Check-out before 11 AM
Contactless check-out
Late check-out subject to availability
A late check-out fee will be charged

Special check-in instructions

The front desk is open daily from 7:00 AM - 11:00 PM
Guests will receive an email 24 hours before arrival with check-in instructions; front desk staffed during limited hours
This property doesn't offer after-hours check-in

Access methods

Front desk (limited hours)

Pets

  • No pets allowed

Children and extra beds

  • Children younger than 18 are not allowed at this adults-only property. All guests 18 and older are welcome.
  • Rollaway/extra beds are not available.
  • Cots (infant beds) are not available.

Payment types

Important information

Fees

Guests will be asked to pay the following charges at the property:

  • Deposit: GBP 150.0 per accommodation, per stay

We've listed all charges provided to us by the property.

Optional extras

The fees and deposits listed below will be charged at the time of service, check-in, or check-out.

  • Fee for cooked-to-order breakfast: approximately GBP 3 to 20 per person
  • Late check-out is available for a fee (subject to availability)

This may not be a comprehensive list. Fees and deposits are subject to change and might not include tax.

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a debit card may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
The name on the credit card used at check-in to pay for incidentals must be the primary name on the guestroom reservation
This property accepts credit cards and debit cards; cash is not accepted
Safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher and a first aid kit
Charges for extra guests may apply and vary according to property policy.
A debit card for incidental charges and government-issued photo identification may be required upon check-in.
Special requests are subject to availability at the time of check-in. Special requests can't be guaranteed and may incur additional charges.
    This property is managed by a professional host. The provision of housing is linked to their trade, business or profession. The name on the credit card used at check-in to pay for incidentals must be the primary name on the guest room reservation. This property accepts Visa, Mastercard, American Express and debit cards. Cash is not accepted. 
    For guests' safety, the property includes a fire extinguisher, a smoke detector and a first aid kit in all accommodation.

We should mention

  • This is an adults-only property and guests under 18 years old aren't allowed.

Property is also known as

Crazy Bear Beaconsfield Guesthouse
Crazy Bear Beaconsfield
Crazy Bear Beaconsfield
The Crazy Bear Beaconsfield
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Hotel
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Beaconsfield
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Hotel Beaconsfield

Frequently asked questions

Is parking available at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

Yep, Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield has a free self car park.

How much does it cost to stay at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

As of 22 Nov 2024, prices found for a 1-night stay for 2 adults at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield on 2 Dec 2024 start from AU$191.41, including taxes and fees. This price is based on the lowest nightly price found in the last 24 hours for stays in the next 30 days. Prices are subject to change. Choose your dates for more accurate prices.

Are there any beaches close to Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

The closest beach to Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield is Ruislip Lido Beach (14.4 km).

Is there a spa on site at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

There's no onsite spa, but this property does offer services like Thai massages.

Does Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield have a pool?

Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield has an outdoor pool.

What luxury perks are available at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield features an outdoor pool, 2 restaurants and 3 bars.

Is Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield family-friendly?

No, Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield is an adults-only property.

Does Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield serve breakfast?

You bet, cooked-to-order breakfast is on offer on weekdays between 7:00 AM and 10:00 AM and weekends between 7:30 AM and 10:30 AM.

Is there a free airport shuttle available at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

No, Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield does not offer an airport shuttle service.

Is there a bar or restaurant at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

Yep, you can grab a meal at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield's onsite restaurant that serves British cuisine.

What time are check-in & check-out at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

Check-in begins at 3:00 PM. Check-out time is 11 AM.

Are pets allowed at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

No, pets are not allowed.

Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Reviews

Reviews

8.2

Very good

Rating 10 - Excellent. 192 out of 396 reviews" "
Rating 8 - Good. 99 out of 396 reviews" "
Rating 6 - Okay. 44 out of 396 reviews" "
Rating 4 - Poor. 38 out of 396 reviews" "
Rating 2 - Terrible. 23 out of 396 reviews" "

8.8/10

Cleanliness

8.6/10

Staff & service

8.4/10

Amenities

8.2/10

Property conditions & facilities

8.4/10

Eco-friendliness

Reviews

8/10 Good

Tracey

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Stayed 1 night in Aug 2024

10/10 Excellent

paul

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Amazing Hotel and Stay
Very good idea for a hotel Very relaxing and staff were amazingly friendly Room was spotless.
Stayed 1 night in Aug 2024

4/10 Poor

Lorraine

Travelled with partner
Liked: Amenities
Disliked: Cleanliness
Our bathroom had millions of cobwebs behind the shower screen and the room smelled of old dinners
Stayed 1 night in Aug 2024

10/10 Excellent

Sam

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Staff was amazing very helpful and the food was lovely
Stayed 1 night in Aug 2024

10/10 Excellent

Neil

Business traveller
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Quirky Hotel
Second stay at this hotel. Great location and very reasonably priced. Free parking a bonus. Very much a couples hotel but fine for solo travellers too. Restaurant a little pricy with modest portions but quality high and service excellent.
Stayed 1 night in Aug 2024

10/10 Excellent

Jennifer

Travelled with partner
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Ive wanted to stay here for so long and after reading some reviews was a lil concerned but i can now generally say i absoloutley do not understand the negagive feedback. This crazy bear exceeded my expectations.. its quirky, its fun, its clean and looked after. EVERY staff member we encounted werw friendly and welcoming. The pool area is gorgeous and we were lucky to have a nice enough day to be in and out of the pool. Yes drink prices are nkt the cheapeat but not unexpected for a well to do area in LONDON. Yes the rooms are dark but as per photos and again as expected. We loved our room and the full property. Fuj for a night away somehwherw different and somewhere quirky! And OMG the bath with the roof water!!! Pay for the upgrade people!!! We will be back. Thank you to all of tge crazybear crew 🐻❤️
Stayed 1 night in Aug 2024

10/10 Excellent

keith

Travelled with group
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 1 night in Aug 2024

4/10 Poor

Matthew

Stayed 1 night in Aug 2024

10/10 Excellent

Andy

Travelled with group
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
A fantastic stay So much so we have already booked again!
Stayed 1 night in Aug 2024

10/10 Excellent

Simon

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Great stay as always, looking forward to the coffee and tea making facilities being installed in the rooms
Stayed 1 night in Aug 2024

10/10 Excellent

Lianne

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 1 night in Aug 2024

8/10 Good

Hayley

Travelled with partner
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
This is certainly unique and completely different from any other hotel stay. Staff were polite and professional yet friendly. The town itself is beautiful with excellent restaurants, spoilt for choice for food. We absolutely loved our stay and will be back again soon. The only negative side were the so called “influencers” and their self presumed importance and “fame” but this was a minor thing out of the hotels control.
Stayed 1 night in Aug 2024

8/10 Good

Annie

Travelled with family
Liked: Amenities
For the price you are spending on the room i would expect tea and coffee in room. Tv was not tuned in correctly so you didn’t know what channel was what.
Stayed 1 night in Aug 2024

10/10 Excellent

Sophie

Travelled with partner
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Stayed in Boujee 29 and really had the WOW factor when you walk in. The room was spacious and beautiful decor including the copper bath and bathroom which we loved. Had a meal in the restaurant and bar snacks and the food was wonderful. The outside area including the swimming pool was really nice, it was as if we were in Marrakech! Really nice area in Beaconsfield with options of various pubs and restaurants nearby. Only minors and this is picky, I’d say was the living area was a bit dark and found a couple of bits in the sofa diamantés, and the loo roll holder was broken. Friendly staff and nothing was ever too much trouble. Overall, excellent stay and would highly recommend.
Stayed 1 night in Aug 2024

10/10 Excellent

Chloe

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Stayed 1 night in Aug 2024

4/10 Poor

Natalie

Disliked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 1 night in Aug 2024

4/10 Poor

Mark

Liked: Staff & service
Disliked: Cleanliness, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 2 nights in Aug 2024

6/10 Okay

Westley

Liked: Cleanliness, room comfort
Disliked: Staff & service
Disappointing for the money
At first glance the hotel looks like it’s pictures , too many things wrong for £300+ per night in the supposed best room category broken window blinds where people parking car can see directly into your room. Bashed and dented floor lamps Broken shower auxiliary arm. The room was nice other than that but replace the broken or faulty items. Bed was comfortable but lights were also hard to figure out. Fancy light switches literally took us 15/20 minutes to get all Lights to go out at night. Lights very dim when on and hard to see or read anything in room. Extremely slow service in the bar 10 minutes sitting before we ordered a drink 10 minutes to receive drinks after.
Stayed 1 night in Aug 2024

4/10 Poor

John

Liked: Cleanliness, property conditions & facilities
Disliked: Staff & service, room comfort
Underwhelming. Style over substance
Underwhelming. Trying too hard. Cramped room with nowhere to put luggage (ended up using the bath to hold bags). No bathroom door. Style over substance.
Stayed 2 nights in Jul 2024

10/10 Excellent

Andrew

Travelled with partner
Liked: Amenities
Absolutely stunning stay . Amazing place and room but the levels of service are exceptional. Brilliant all round effort from everyone here on our second stay . Will sing this place from the rooftops
Stayed 1 night in Aug 2024

4/10 Poor

Kim

Travelled with partner
Toilet was smelly, room was so noisy all night. I ordered 2 coffees in the morning which never arrived.
Stayed 1 night in Aug 2024

6/10 Okay

Danny

Stayed 1 night in Aug 2024

10/10 Excellent

Libby

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Stayed 1 night in Aug 2024

10/10 Excellent

Zahira

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Just wow
We had an amazing experience at the crazy bear. The best hotel me and my partner have stayed in by far. Could not fault the staff who made our stay so special. The room was immaculate and the location of the hotel was perfect for what we wanted. Thank you to the crazy bear!
Stayed 1 night in Aug 2024

10/10 Excellent

Mandie

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Sumptuous pool life!
I loved this place. Opulent and sumptuous just like the service. Beaconsfield is a cute town with lots of independent shops so a great choice for a break and the pool makes this place stand apart from everywhere else!
Stayed 1 night in Aug 2024