Welcome to Cranky Corner River View, your perfect countryside escape. This stunning 4-bedroom, 2-bathroom (with additional toilet and hand basin) retreat, accommodating up to 8 guests, combines modern luxury with rustic charm. Nestled on 3.5 acres of rolling landscapes, this property offers a serene sanctuary where you can relax, unwind, and reconnect with nature—all just a short drive from the Hunter Valley’s world-famous vineyards and local gems.
From the moment you arrive, you’ll be captivated by the breathtaking views of the Hunter River and the tranquil countryside. The expansive balcony is your front-row seat to awe-inspiring sunsets, with a private pathway leading to the riverbank for peaceful moments by the water (children must be supervised).
Step inside and discover a home that radiates elegance and warmth. The spacious lounge and dining areas are adorned with tasteful décor that reflects the serenity of the outdoors. A stunning central fireplace sets the scene for cozy evenings, while an outdoor firepit provides the perfect spot for stargazing on winter nights (fire restrictions apply).
For ultimate relaxation, immerse yourself in the luxurious heated spa, offering sweeping countryside views. With an adjoining cold water shower and bathtub, this indulgent space invites you to rejuvenate your body and soul in pure tranquility.
Food lovers will delight in the exceptional culinary facilities. The property features not one but two BBQs—choose between a gas grill or the premium Heston Blumenthal charcoal grill-rotisserie with electric start. The kitchen boasts a state-of-the-art steam convection oven, ideal for creating gourmet meals. With a fully stocked selection of platters, pans, and cookware, your inner chef will thrive.
If you prefer a night off from cooking, the charming town of Branxton is just a short drive away. Treat yourself to gourmet burgers at Hungerford Meat Co., authentic Chinese takeaway from Yees, or classic pub dining at The Royal Federal Hotel. Finish the evening with local wines from the nearby IGA liquor store or explore cozy coffee shops and bakeries.
For modern convenience, the property is equipped with a Type 2 Electric Car Charger, ensuring your getaway is both luxurious and sustainable.
Whether you’re soaking in the spa, savoring a barbecue feast on the balcony, or sipping wine as the sun sets over the river, Cranky Corner River View promises a one-of-a-kind experience.
Don’t wait—secure your stay at Cranky Corner River View today and let the countryside magic sweep you away!
We can supply a cooking class with a Hunter Valley chef in-house on request. Please enquire with our team if this is an experience you would like to include during your stay which will be one you won't forget! For 'cooking with wine' classes and private massage treatments, it is essential to request when making your booking as availability is very limited.
THE Important Stuff
This is a 4 bedroom home offering bedding up to 8 guests.
Bedroom 1 - King with ensuite
Bedroom 2 - King
Bedroom 3 - Queen
Bedroom 4 - King or 2 x Singles
Security Deposit: This property requires a $1000 refundable security deposit due no later than 5 days prior to arrival. The value of the bond will be added to the total at the time of booking.
How We Price: The booking price is based on a minimum number of guests. Any guests above this number are chargeable on a per person/per night rate. The system will automatically calculate the correct rate when you enter the required number of guests. Reductions in guest numbers are non-refundable.
Arrival Details: Access to the property is made easy for you. We will send you an access code just before 2 pm on your arrival day via SMS and you will use this code for the duration of your stay.
Linen: 1 set of full bed linens and 1 bath towel per person are supplied. Guests may wish to bring extra towels depending on the length of their stay. Pool/Lake/Beach towels are BYO.
Guest Amenities: We are Eco-Friendly - to help reduce wastage, we supply a single bottle of 3in1 shampoo/conditioner/body wash in all showers. In addition, guests are advised to bring their own personal preferred bathroom products/amenities.
Wi-Fi is provided complimentary on behalf of the owner. It is intended to be used in an appropriate manner by all guests. As the service is provided by an external 3rd party, Weekenda cannot and do not guarantee the speed or efficacy of this property's Wi-Fi connection nor do we pay any compensation for interruption of service for any reason.
Pools: If the property has a Swimming Pool then it will be opened for swimming for the start of the NSW September School Holidays and closed and Winterised immediately after the NSW Easter School Holidays have been completed.
Fires and Firewood: Internal wood fireplaces and outdoor fire pits only operate after the NSW Easter School Holidays up to before the NSW September School Holidays in line with NSW state fire restrictions. Please note we will normally supply enough firewood, kindling & fire-starters for between 1-2 nights of your stay. For guests wishing to have additional fires, we suggest BYO Firewood, Kindling, and Starters which can be easily purchased from the local service stations.
No Party Policy: All reservations operate under a Strict No-Party & Non-Excessive Noise Policy as prescribed in the NSW Short-Term Letting Legislation and Local Council Laws. This property is in a Residential Area. Failure to comply can put the security bond into jeopardy and may lead to police-assisted eviction and/or extra charges being levied. We hate to have to note this but the reality is that so far this year we have had to evict 3 groups for overstacking/bad/anti-social behavior.
Extra Guests / Visitors: The number of people nominated on your booking is the maximum number of people that are allowed to be on the property at any one time, including visitors. Visitors may be requested and if approved must be approved in writing with Weekenda staff. Simply put, if Mum and Dad want to come over for a BBQ then we are likely to approve. If 10 extra people want to stop by, we are unlikely to approve, which could put your booking at risk. We will always try to be reasonable with reasonable people within property constraints and House Rules.
Cameras and Noise Monitoring: There are no external security cameras at this location presently, but the owner reserves the right at any time to install external cameras at their discretion. Any camera install will be in line with local regulations. A noise monitoring device is installed - fines apply to guests found to have disconnected, removed or damaged the noise device. These devices are used to monitor and maintain ours and guests responsibilities under the NSW STR Code of Conduct.
Guest Registration / ID Check: Weekenda requires every guest to complete and sign an electronic guest registration prior to arrival which will ask for photo ID i.e. a copy of your Drivers Licence or Passport. The primary booker will also be required to complete a list with the guests names and actual mobile numbers. In the event we are unable to reach the primary booker, it is very important we can get a hold of other guests. These documents will be deleted after your departure. Access Codes are only released to Registered and Verified Guests.
Critical Update: Due to an unprecedented influx of fraudulent bookings, we are forced to impose a policy that protects our clients, industry and community against those attempting to commit fraud and theft. Any booking made within 5 days of arrival is required to provide a photo of a valid credit card in the same full name of the primary guest to match the supplied identification document. Failure of these documents matching will result in the booking being cancelled and all funds processed returned to the original card assumed as stolen and thus a fraudulent transaction. We trust we have our honest and genuine customers understanding this policy is in place to protect all parties.
Insurance: As always, but ever so more due to recent times, we strongly encourage any holidaymakers to obtain a very inexpensive 3rd Party Domestic Travel Insurance Policy to cover you for all manners of matters which may restrict travel. This is particularly helpful for things like Hunter Valley Concert cancellations, Covid or Medical and Other Emergencies for which we don't provide refunds, and anything which falls under our standard Terms & Conditions irrespective of the reason. We suggest reviewing policies with 'Cover-More' or 'Travel Insurance Direct' or 'Insureandgo'
This property is managed by Weekenda, a licensed real estate. Weekenda staff are available 7 days a week to assist from your initial enquiry through to your departure and everything in between.
We look forward to having you stay with us.
