Got 99 Problems (But a Beach Ain’t One)
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Entire home
Popular amenities
- Beach view
- Parking available
- Dryer
- Pet-friendly
- Washer
Explore the area

- Surf City Pier4 min drive
- The Karen Beasley Sea Turtle Rescue and Rehabilitation Center8 min drive
- North Topsail Beach10 min drive
- Wilmington, NC (ILM-Wilmington Intl.)46 min drive
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About the area
Surf City
What's nearby
- Surf City Pier - 4 min drive - 3.2 km
- Southside Park - 4 min drive - 3.4 km
- Ohana Paddle Sports - 4 min drive - 3.5 km
- The Karen Beasley Sea Turtle Rescue and Rehabilitation Center - 8 min drive - 6.5 km
- North Topsail Beach - 10 min drive - 11.1 km
Getting around
- Wilmington, NC (ILM-Wilmington Intl.) - 46 min drive
Restaurants
- Shuckin' Shack Oyster Bar - 7 min drive
- Buddy's Crab House & Oyster Bar - 4 min drive
- Salty Turtle Beer Company - 6 min drive
- Sears Landing Grill & Boat Docks - 6 min drive
- Shaka Taco - 4 min drive
About this property
Entire place
Got 99 Problems (But a Beach Ain’t One)
Watch the ocean from 2 separate decks, a bedroom, dinner table, you name it! This home has 3 bedrooms with their own full bathroom. All bedrooms do have TVs (either smart TVs, or with Amazon Fire sticks), that come with access to Paramount Plus and Disney Plus. However we do suggest spending your time on the decks watching the ocean, out at the park or pool with the young kids, or at the beach! There is a smaller living room on the first floor, a bigger main living room on the second, along with a loft area that acts as both a 4th bedroom, as well as a kids' play area!
Bdrm 1: Queen Bed
Bdrm 2: F/F bunk bed (twin trundle)
Bdrm 3: King Bed
Loft (Bdrm 4): F/F/F custom bunks, couch that pulls out to small bed
1st Living Area: Queen Sleeper Sofa
2nd Living Area: Couch
The space
You enter the home into the downstairs living room with a queen sleeper sofa and two master bedroom suites flanking it. In this lounge area, you will find a mini library as well as access to the ocean side deck. A sliding glass door takes you to the outdoor deck with an ocean view.
The oceanfront bedroom has a queen bed and its own private bath/shower.
This bedroom also has a desk if you'd like to get a little work done. There is an additional downstairs bedroom with a F/F bunk bed with a twin trundle, and also with its own private bath/shower. The ocean facing bedroom has a closet, but both have a dresser.
Continuing upstairs brings you past the laundry area at the landing with a recently updated washer/dryer. Up to the second floor you will enter the kitchen and living area. The kitchen comes with stainless appliances, granite counter tops and island, and solid maple cabinets.
From the open concept living space, guests will enjoy a gorgeous ocean view from the many windows. A large dining area is set off to the side of the kitchen for plenty of seating (8). Enjoy the ocean views while having your dinner! The living room provides loads of natural light from the large windows extending into the cathedral ceilings. Access to the oceanfront deck is provided through the door in the living room.
There is a master suite off this area, with a king bed and jetted bath tub/shower. This room also includes a dresser, and closet. This bedroom also has an adjustable height desk for use as a workstation. If you wish to use the jets, ensure the water is up above the jets/filters, and then you need to turn on the switch at the bedroom entry then press the button on ledge of the tub. Use at your own risk!
On the landing to the third floor is a small half bath leading up to the bedroom loft which boasts a custom built triple bunk built into the walls (F/F/F). This also has a new couch, that pulls out to make a small bed. It's a lovely play area for the kids, or anyone that wants a little more separation and to get away from the rest of the group! This loft also has a 32" TV which has an Amazon Fire Stick to log onto applications for streaming etc.
As of 03/31/2023, the pool is scheduled to open 04/15/2023 and then close for the season 10/31/2023.
** Due to COVID-19: Additional restrictions or unexpected closures may occur per HOA. **
Don’t forget your linens! By default, linens are not provided during your stay. You are welcome to bring your own linens, or we have linens/towels that you may rent from us, or we can offer a 3rd party linens rental service.
If you rent from us, it should be cheaper than using a 3rd party. Additionally, I don't know if there's anything worse than having to spend the first bit of your vacation making beds, after the long drive in getting there, so for additional fee the cleaner will also MAKE the beds for you!
$25 increased cleaning fee (flat).
$13/11/10/8 for sheets (K/Q/F/T, respectively)
$10 per bed to have them made for your arrival
$2 for each bath towel
$1 for each hand towel/washcloth
Pets are allowed, however it comes with increased pricing.
We recommend you get renters insurance
Cleaning fee is $25 more (flat fee, but subject to further increase if the cleaners go in to clean and see severe mess/hair etc)
Refundable deposit increased by $250
Additional $15 per night for first pet, $10 for second.
Other things to note
We leave beach/pool items in the closet for their free use by our guests. With that said, these items may have been taken, broken, or otherwise not useable. Please use at your own risk. This beach inventory was done on Sept 7, 2021, and the following items were there.
5 boogie boards in 2 sizes, 2 don't have the wrist wrap thing.
2 2.5 ft * 6 bamboo sand mat (1 very near end of its useful life) 1 3 * 8 (just eyeballing them, so approximate sizes)
2 one pole umbrella
1 3 section beach chair/recliner
4 run of mill cheaper style beach chairs
1 nicer tommy bahama beach chair
2 beach balls
1 puddle jumper swimmy. I think it says 30-50 lb.
7 pool noodles
1 baby seat float thing (with a shade)
1 Pool donut float
1 pool float couch thing
Then assorted beach toys (shovel, bucket, frisbee, etc)
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Property amenities
Beach
- Beach nearby
- Beach loungers
Pool/Spa
- Communal pool
- Outdoor pool
- Private pool
Internet
- Available in the house: Free WiFi
Parking and transport
- Parking on site
Kitchen
- Coffee/tea maker
- Cookware, dishware, and utensils
- Dishwasher
- Hob
- Ice maker
- Kitchen island
- Microwave
- Oven
- Refrigerator
- Spices
- Toaster
Dining
- Dining table
Bedrooms
- 4 bedrooms
- Sofa bed
Bathroom
- 3.5 bathrooms
- Bathtub or shower
- Hair dryer
- Shower
- Soap
- Toilet paper
Living spaces
- Dining table
- Living room
Entertainment
- Books
- Games
- Library
- Smart TV
- Stereo
Outdoor areas
- Balcony
- Outdoor furniture
Laundry
- Laundry facilities
- Washer/dryer
Work spaces
- Computer monitor
- Desk
- Desk chair
Comfort
- Air conditioning
- Heating
Pets
- Pet friendly
- Up to 9 kg per pet
Suitability/Accessibility
- Smoke-free property
Services and conveniences
- Iron/ironing board
Location highlights
- Near a health/beauty spa
- Near the bay
- Near the marina
- Near the ocean
- On the waterfront
Things to do
- Bodyboard
- Birdwatching nearby
- Fishing nearby
- Jet skiing nearby
- Kayaking nearby
- Motor boating nearby
- Sailing nearby
- Scuba diving nearby
- Snorkelling nearby
- Surfing/bodyboarding nearby
- Swimming nearby
- Water skiing nearby
- Water tubing nearby
- Windsurfing nearby
Safety features
- Carbon monoxide detector not reported (host has not indicated whether there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property; consider bringing a portable detector)
- Smoke detector (host has indicated there is a smoke detector on the property)
- First aid kit
- Fire extinguisher
- Deadbolt lock
General
- Unit size: 1,650 square feet
Policies
Check-in
Check-out
Special check-in instructions
Pets
- Pets are welcome
- Maximum 2 (weight limit: 20 lb per pet)
- Restrictions apply
- For more information, you can reach out to the property at the number on the booking confirmation Service animals are exempt from fees.
Children and extra beds
- Children are welcome.
Important information
You need to know
A cash deposit, credit card or debit card for incidental charges and government-issued photo identification may be required upon check-in.
Special requests are subject to availability at the time of check-in. Special requests can't be guaranteed and may incur additional charges.
- This property is managed by a private host, not a professional engaged in trade or business.
On-site parties or group events are strictly prohibited. For guests' safety, the property includes a fire extinguisher, a smoke detector, a first aid kit and a deadbolt lock in all accommodation.
We should mention
- To make arrangements for your pet, contact the property directly using the information on your booking confirmation.
Frequently asked questions
Are there any beaches close to Got 99 Problems (But a Beach Ain’t One)?
Yep, Got 99 Problems (But a Beach Ain’t One) is a short 2-minute walk from Surf City Beach. Fun beach activities include jet skiing, snorkelling and scuba diving. You can also find motor boats.
Does Got 99 Problems (But a Beach Ain’t One) have a pool?
Got 99 Problems (But a Beach Ain’t One) has a pool and a communal pool.
What luxury perks are available at Got 99 Problems (But a Beach Ain’t One)?
This property features an outdoor pool, as well as a private pool and a living room.
Is Got 99 Problems (But a Beach Ain’t One) family-friendly?
You bet! With amenities such as a playground and an outdoor pool, as well as highchairs and children's dinnerware, it's no surprise that Got 99 Problems (But a Beach Ain’t One) is a winner with our family travellers.
Is there a private hot tub at Got 99 Problems (But a Beach Ain’t One)?
No, but there is a private pool.
Is there a free airport shuttle available at Got 99 Problems (But a Beach Ain’t One)?
No, Got 99 Problems (But a Beach Ain’t One) does not offer an airport shuttle service.
What time are check-in & check-out at Got 99 Problems (But a Beach Ain’t One)?
Check-in begins at 4:00 PM. Check-out time is 11:00 AM.
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