4/10 Poor
Valejo, Las Vegas
Travelled with family, Business traveller
11 Dec 2024
Liked: Cleanliness
Disliked: Staff & service
Budget Hotel Survival Guide: Expect the Unexpected!
Booking this hotel because of its low price? Buckle up — you’re in for an adventure. It wasn’t exactly a disaster, but let’s just say it came with a few surprises. Here’s what to expect:
Valet Shenanigans: Arriving late at night, we watched the front desk clerk search for the valet driver, who was apparently enjoying a power nap. Retrieving your car isn’t simple either — you have to pre-pay for every night of your stay before they’ll hand over the keys. It’s like a Netflix subscription, but for parking.
Front Desk Chronicles: The staff was friendly… when they were there. Sometimes their phones seemed like their real priority. At one point, the front desk was unmanned for half an hour — long enough for us to consider applying for the job ourselves.
Housekeeping Roulette: Room cleaning was like playing hotel bingo. Some days we hit the jackpot; other days, nothing. After four days, we learned the magic trick: ask the front desk directly. Apparently, telepathy wasn’t working.
Parking Adventures: No hotel lot means paying full price at nearby garages — no discounts, no validation, just pure capitalism. Street parking signs were so confusing we felt like we needed a law degree to understand them. Parking tickets? A real possibility. Getting towed? The ultimate plot twist.
Final Verdict: If you’re looking for a cheap stay and can handle some chaos, this place might work. It’s like a budget hotel mixed with an escape room!
Valejo
Stayed 13 nights in Nov 2024